Funny and so true!

My sister-in-law sent me this in an e-mail and I found it amusing.

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the Person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? , but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Birthdays, Holidays, and Baby News

My oldest turned 5 last month and I can't believe it. He is such a good, caring kiddo and we are so happy to have him. We had a Transformer birthday party with his cousins to celebrate and he was very spoiled! I made the cake and I think it turned out good. I usually just buy one because I find making one a little intimidating but it wasn't to bad!
The kids had a lot of fun on St. Patricks Day. They worked hard the night before to build a trap to catch a leprechaun but he got away. He did leave some goodies though. The kids also had fun attending all 3 Easter egg hunts we had. (Yikes candy overload, I'm a little scared for the next Dentist visit!)
Our latest news is we are pregnant and due with a September baby. We went to the Doctor last week and she is 95% sure this baby is a girl. We would have gladly taken another boy, but we are thrilled to be having a girl. I keep thinking about all the holidays I get to dress her up for. I had my first little shopping spree for her the night we found out and I can't wait for many many more! If we can just figure out what to name her. Carson wanted to name her Aussie but we're not to big on that suggestion (also it's our neighbors dogs name, yeah so I think we will pass.) We have a lot of changes to make to our house now to get ready, moving the boys into the bigger bedroom, painting rooms, putting in more closets, cupboards, etc. (Oh and we had to get a new car to fit everyone, I love my new Highlander!) So the craziness begins or rather continues!